“Immortal princesses,” Starlight Glimmer said. “It really works, I’m telling you.” Sol 354, The Maretian
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever
You've got the heart of a phoenix! Profile Art by Bevin Brand. Writing: The Ex Files.
god gives her hardest battles to her silliest of girlies
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!
"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent" - Victor Hugo
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"
We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!
Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!
I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.
I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss
I love to write, and I'll write just about anything. I seem to be most well known for my stupid little comedy pieces though...
E-mail: dave@catspawdtp.com • Discord/Bluesky: catspawdtp • DeviantArt/Ko-fi: CatspawDTP • Telegram/FurAffinity/FurryMUCK/Tapestries: Tom_Clowder • Mastodon: @tom_clowder@meow.social
Data-Scientist-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.
"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π
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Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.
Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.