Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

You're no Steve Climber, but Steve Climber is.

Mostly harmless.

Caw caw?

Love makes ghosts of us all.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

okay now kiss!

I used to be relevant!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Stop making this look so easy....

The sexiest man you've ever met.

All my things are horse things!

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Not a changeling.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I am No One

loves tiaras.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.