So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Pithy Statement

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

Ironically.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!