I...I am a monument to all your sins...

My only aim, is to entertain!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I'm here to read fics and chew bubble gum... And Pinkie stole all my gum.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

If you are reading this, I can say you're interested about me! :D thanks a lot, drop by one of my fics and comment please, if you may...

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

Welcome to my little den of sin, hope you enjoy your stay!

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.

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I write pony stuff I guess

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

Creating crossovers that shouldn't exist.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Short Dio.

Hello and welcome to my user page!!! Hope you guys enjoy my stories and....well that's about it

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I write horse words and stuff.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Just because you're breathing, doesn't mean that you're alive. Just because you're human, doesn't mean you have to die. ~ Vincent Bennett

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Moved on.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Everything I do is mediocre. Anything good that I do, I do on accident.

Sing a song for the ones who never made it

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Writer, Editor, and Shipper of Good Ships. Your typical cotton candy haired lesbian. Yes, I have pronouns. No, you can't have them.

Oh look, an empty space with which I don't know what to do. Please enjoy reading these absolutely meaningless and in no way philosophical sentences.

Patience is the key to winning any battle.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES