I'm still alive: trying to get real life job as librarian...so here is a video.
What did the guy shooting a coin powered cannon say to an retreating army....
You shouldn't be afraid of change....
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what did the pony say to the women who asked to make out with him...
Nay
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me....
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what is the most serious crime in the animal kingdom....grand theft otter
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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