Pinkie Pie goes to the doctor's office for a checkup. Stuff ensues.

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Cover art is Pinkie Pie Contemplative by Synthrid.

What makes an angel? Is it white wings and a halo? Just gentleness and compassion? I know an angel, even if others don't see it.

Hello. I'd like to tell you a story, a story about my life. My full name is Princess Sugar Twinkles, but you can just call me Twinkie. All of my friends do. I have a very good memory, and most things I remember are about when I was young, a mere foal. No will be here to talk to you about it. Sit back, because my life is rather long. I am 197 years old now, but still pretty young for a pony like me.