I'm a Russian boy.

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

I'm just here so I don't get fined

Where did all these followers come from? >_>

Kill me.

We art the night.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

i love princess luna and rainbowdash

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

on the run for writing related crimes

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Unicorn Developer

I'll die with the herd. psn: turbogamer110 Discord is TurboTheHouseBug#8926

Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

I will follow you all

Fate fell short

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

I'm a 15 year old jackass

k.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

I deal in lewds and lewd accessories

Haven't watched since S3.... but I love the fanfiction.

You won't find me here.