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Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

Heehee~

A talking rifle. Gameplay programmer and aspiring writer. Writes stories with whimsical humor, stories with looming conspiracies and HiE that pokes fun at his choice of school/study.

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

Another one bites the dust.

Where did all these followers come from? >_>

Banned by request. See y'all around.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

irresistible

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

A fellow traveler...

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."