A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Just someone looking to entertain and learn. And write about pones. Mostly that last part.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Once I was on FanFiction writing stories. Now I'm on FIMfiction writing stories. So much has changed... (Ko-fi)

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

You know how much I sacrificed?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Horrifically Fun

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES