A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

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My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

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An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt