Don't you have somewhere better to be?

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || they/them || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A partially insane Knoxville Brony who likes to write. I also edit. And Vector too. Who knew? Not I. If only I could focus on just one...

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Ph.D. in procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

irresistible

Brony since early 2011; reviewer, commentator, blind-reactor since the start of season five; fanfiction author since mid-season six; font of loquacious blather for much longer than that!

Literally, Reckless. Ponies give this sorrel mare purpose. Be kind. Be happy. Be a good pony. 🐎 1948 - 2024

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

Not a changeling.

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

Cheer up! Cheerio! Cheerilee!

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Because all these words ain't gonna horse themselves.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

This space for rent.

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)