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Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
Don't waste time on reading this, you got stories to explore.
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."
I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.
Just a guy writing fanfics. I also draw and make music, which I try to include in my stories as well. They/them.
I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.
Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!
Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!
I'm CreepyPastaSalad and Sensuous Sonority on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.
I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!
I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
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An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.
I try to write the best I can. Feel free to leave me a comment (I prefer positive ones but any feedback is better than none at all). I appreciate stories that are well written and skillfully executed.
When nopony ever seems to die, what does an out of work reaper do? He writes stories I guess.
Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!
80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...
I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.
Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.