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I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/
I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.
I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.
The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
They were all in love with 'Shy and they were drinkin' from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain.
We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)
I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.
I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!
Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.
I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.
Gaze within the Holocron, and see what stories it has to tell. For every fable is but a thread in the weave of tales.
I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a pony in the depths of a Friendship binge.
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
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I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!
Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
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