Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Just some dumbass who writes bullshit stories.

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Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

*** Please consider supporting me on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TMFF *** I used to write Clopfics, but now I prefer to read them, out loud on my Youtube channel.

“You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.” George Bernard Shaw