Starlight Glimmer is Greatest Pony! · 4:51pm Apr 8th, 2018
So yeah I wrote this silly parody of Starlight Glimmer based off of a song that parodies Vladimir Putin.
One mare has the strength of one thousand mares. Her sweat's made of stallion tears!
When you cut her out fly a swarm of wasps, Empress Starlight Glimmer!
She hate dykes cause she secretly dyke She don't care for cute little Spike!
She'll throw you in jail if you have butt mark, but she's defiantly not a dyke!