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I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Welcome back to the cum zone

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

I am Watson's big brother and I am an experiment. I write whenever I feel like it.

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

I'm a professional editor and story critic, here to help bronies free of charge! It's like if a lesser-quality Stephen King helped you write a story! I also have written a few fictions here and there.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write like once a year.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

What a beautiful Sunset.