I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Come closer, I don't bite...unless you're into that.

Unicorn Developer

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...

Writer of Macro/Micro porn, rampages, and adventure. I take... some requests. Within reason. I try to be a good man.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I'm a guy who writes amateur fanfiction about colorful ponies. It sucks. I'm constantly rewriting things because I know they suck, and I try to make them not suck. I'm thirteen; give me a break.

With all things considered like the vanity in some stories on this site, my goal is to try to be a pedigree above them as an author...emphasis on try......ok...let's do this.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Dead Account

A writer should be like fine wine: get better with age.

Just an amateurish writer. I welcome constructive feedback. Leave some likes and dislikes(with good reason of course). Thanks!

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.