We didn't start the fire.

Some people just want to watch the world burn. I am not one of them.

I like editing fanfiction, and will happily proofread for anyone who asks! I lived in Japan for four years. So... there's that. Woo

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Hi! Scarlet here! I decided to give my stories a go. Enjoy!

Hungry for worms? No, hungry for words!

I type stories using my hands

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5