"Furion" to some, "Timber" to others, and "that gay deer guy" to at least one. Each is acceptable.
sorry, but i don't do backstory. I'm just experienced, and this is my first time submitting it to the public.
I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.
You are part of an enduring tradition, for over 200 years men and women have served with honour, courage, and wisdom.
I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!