Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

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Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

You've got the heart of a phoenix! Profile Art by Bevin Brand. Writing: The Ex Files.

What a beautiful Sunset.

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

Too much to write; too little time

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

*Insert poetic irony here*

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Hiii ponies

You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A lot has happened, and I mean A LOT. But... I'm slowly coming back. May need help with that.

Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

Author and Future U.S. Army National Guard. Lightning Bolt is my Co-Author and Cloudfilly is my Editor. If you have any questions, just message me.

Hey! Anypony reading this? Probably not.

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

I am the who when you call "who's there?" I am the wind blowing through your hair... I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright!

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

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