One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Tired always.

My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

God, I'm so sorry.

Are you ready, kids?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.