A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

Improve your skill by making it grow an inch a day. You will surprise yourself after a year goes by.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

I’m a Brony since the late of April 2013. I love Starlight Glimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Flitter, Cayenne, and Moonlight Raven. I love metal music and getting along with others.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

This and That and a big striped cat.

Offical Writer of MLP:BA and lover of the comedy genere. Read my stuff or don't.

Just another face in the crowd...

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

I'm a young author from Equestria with plenty of ideas.

“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

This is a bio.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Aurora Star is an humble unicorn from Canterlot, who recently moved to Ponyville. He’s well educated and doesn't stop to broaden his horizon. He also has a sweet tooth.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Shut up. Just write.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Mostly harmless.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I write horse words.

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

Fluttershy smiles politely.

Hello, nothing much here, I'm not much into the fandom, I currently am not to be online too often, if I am, thats messed up

I am a big Spike fan, so most of my fanfics will have Spike and/or CMC as the main hero's. If you have come here for some logic than this is the wrong place...maybe