"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

Inspiring drifter in the sea of the written language.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

I like extending over multiple arts like drawing, playing music, and writing.

"How the fuck do I put text here?" -Me

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Write silly, not stupid.

Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Biological organism known as a human

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

god gives her hardest battles to her silliest of girlies

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Writing for fun. Wonderbolts enjoyer. AiE/HiE shitposter.

Just a girl trying to make it as an freelancer writer. Please check out my stories, both fanfiction and independent works! Any comments are deeply loved and you're all awesome.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Can I speak to the manager?

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Shaking off the rust

tacos is the new muffins!

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.

I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse