Well, ive had multiple people tell me 'not to change myself' So, I figured I would reassure everyone.

Shut up!

Seriously, I'm not changing myself for anyone, ever! I love me, and im not gonna wear a mask so some namby-pamby self righteous asshat can feel dominant and complacent in my presence. I'm not going to stop being me, I think people need to be themselves more, and what better place to start?

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Just voicing some thoughts without the use of voice. Shit has been surprisingly difficult for me to focus on lately, between filling out applications, and general job hunting. I’ve been busy trying to find ways to not fuck up with how I write my stories, and I’ve noticed that they are becoming fewer and farther between chapters. While normally this wouldn’t really be cause for concern, it is causing me concern, because it’s one of the few things I can think about that don’t involve something

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but, fuck it.

Killjoy!

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Depends on how well you can play the jelly.

What have you not done for teh lulz?

“The lulz?” I have never publicly humiliated someone.

Wanna go to funky town?

Only if you pay for the doughnuts.

Have you been to funky town?

Twice. Nice place, bit expensive.

Wanna get down in funky town?

I’m a giver, not a taker. Here’s some aspirin.

MyLittleBurger…
The plot thickens to the point of oatmeal?

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A sort of a Q&A. Not so much my characters in question. (Though you may if you specify. I have no issues in answering those questions.) But as an effort to rekindle my brain fuzz. Ask me anything. ANYTHING. Doesn't matter what. Seriously, if you want to know my favorite flavor of taco, or if I have ever stabbed a hobo for lulz. Doesn't matter. Ask away. Ill give a couple days for questions to build. Then, for the hell of it, ill post it all in a new blog.

It’s amazing aint it? I write that bonus chapter in which my mind kills itself....And then my mind decided to STAY DEAD now that my editor is back. I find it difficult to piece together a decent sentence with the effort of making a decent story. I read over that last sentence four times trying to see if it made sense. And I still don’t know if it does.

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I herd u like mudkips.

No, seriously though, Ive just spent the last few hours writing this last chapter. And I realized something.

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Now I’m sure most of you are thinking "Why are you worried about seriously reduced quality yet you post a blog saying bonus chapters!?" Well simple answer is this. If it is canon to my story, I don’t want to fuck it up. So blah. Blah at you all.

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Why did no one point out the dozens of typos in my last blog post? I have to put this one up just so I don't see the thing anymore. Have a picture so I can feel justified for having this pop up in your notifications.

Finally fucking done with it! Now my shit can calm down! YES! Ahahahahaha!

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