"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

you can't take the sky from me!

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

I am the lucid dream

Neither man nor mouse nor glom of nit.

Creating stories is the only thing I have left where I feel like I add value to the world.

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

Welcome back to the cum zone

I like FiM, Star Wars, and Tarantino

<== Razz is taking pics of my butt again

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

An alt for porn commissions.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

A groovy mystery, gang.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

Too much to write; too little time

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Mostly harmless.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Words are coming.

Living with LUS.