Sometimes the gift a pony needs the most is the one they don't know to ask for.

This is a single-author anthology, a collection of my short-short stories which are individually below the minimum word count the site allows. Subject matter will be varied, as that is the nature of the beast. Each chapter will be tagged in the title.

These stories are originally from Thirty Minute Ponies.

Loneliness is powerful, and for this pony, insurmountable.

Written as a form of catharsis during a dark time.

Fluttershy has the hiccups, and her friends help her get rid of them.

Big Mac has built a good life for the Apple family by always being in control of himself. When events spiral out of control and everything goes wrong, he blames himself for what wasn't his fault.

While Pinkie lays sleeping, her worst fear takes the form of a nightmare, and Twilight is the only one who can comfort her.

This is a Twinkie shipfic inspired by Baby Seal Burritos' endless Twinkiespam.

Cover image by kooner01

This is a lipogrammatic story. That is, a story in which I did not lay hands on that most common symbol, “E”. You shall not find a solitary copy of that symbol at any point in this story, including in this summary (barring that singular anomaly, naturally). I did this odd thing as a trial to my ability as an author—it's a workout, if you will.

Rainbow Dash was lucky enough to win a trip to Dizzyland for the grand opening of Daring Do-land, but she's the only pony not having a good time at the park. Will her attitude cost her all the fun of her vacation, or will she learn her lesson in time?

Warning: this is a bad story. It's just 2,500 words of me amusing myself by telling a bad joke. You have been warned.

This story contains no plot, nor does it contain any plot. A partial list of what it does contain follows: a broken fourth wall, undignified Princesses, brony in-jokes, and Angel Bunny undertaking a voyage of self-discovery in which his worldview is rocked when he learns that he is actually a hare.

One of those things is a lie.