“You found it offensive, I found it funny, that why I’m happier than you”

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

My story is much like yours. I was born naked, screaming, and drenched in someone else's blood. But somehow, I overcame these limitations and am now a somewhat prolific writer of pony fiction.

Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

Just a girl who loves to write.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

Are you a Rebel?

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

"You think you know me..."

We are both the maker and the destroyer, our will bends and makes realms or agents whom act in our stead. Many fear us for we try to bring change weather great or small due to our scattered reasoning.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I'm an amateur writer, trying to improve upon my skill by writing fan-fiction and getting feedback from those who read.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

♦Gone fishin'♦