For generation the kirins of the perilous Peaks have cut themselves off from the wider world. As such the wider world.
Twilight, curious on how an all-female species reproduces writes a letter to Autumn Blaze asking about kirin sexual biology. She receives a plus-one invitation to the kirin village for the summer mating season.
She decides to invite Cadance along
The sex tag is for talking about lewd topics
Reader warning: Kirin biology, kirin courtship and mating rituals, two characters talking about lewd subjects, and an explosive finish.
This story was inspired in part by a comment I had on this story.
Oh my god this freaking killed me!
I know exactly where you got this from, well done indeed.
Interesting. Very interesting start.
My castle!
Twilight! Spike & I are a couple
What you expect a blown up castle?
The crystal roof is scorched, no other mess?
what mess?
Twi, are you okay?
She looks exploded
Why is Cadance drunk?
Actually, there is precedence for an all-female Kirin species.
New Mexico female Kirin species are real wtf bbq
So considering the vast amount of fandom head-canon regarding “Kirin are dragon ponies”, is it too much of a stretch to imagine that Kirin have this quirk same as certain breed of reptile?
Just something silly to mess with people’s head canons...
11497918
No, no, no... you’re doing it wrong!!
The Root of the Problem
Twilight? You seen my special fertiliser?
I gave it to Spike to take to Rarity. Something about indoor plants?
Eenope!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbXzpoH6m2c
Talk about going out with a bang!
11498387
11498102
That was a fun story
My darling little Snap Dragon
A relationship based on a bag of Bull Sh
No fertilizer - No Amfo. No Amfo No explosion. No explosion No demolition cutie marks
What were you going to demolish?
Your castle
Mayor Mare said we could, That castle was an eyesore
Plus I didn't see the permits either
Cadance might never be able to think of "making love" the same way again after what she and Twilight saw.
That in itself could make for a fun sequel.
11497652
Looks like Cadence hates being Venus
11530302
11530527
I mean the romans used to consider Venera a war goddess to so...
Holy 💩, that was funny! A whole new definition for "banging." I can't help but think that Cadance is a bit OOC, plus there's the little Fun Fact that daffodils are poisonous, but I love the story, anyway.
Can't believe nobody has posted this yet:
(The preview image makes it look like it's NSFW, but that's just one quick shot, and you can't see anything.)
Is it Kirin adjusted ? A human could not necessarily use it to mail back.
begin
her
Damn... That is dedication... to kill themselves for offspring
Guess they are not cross species compatible?
11889362
Thanks for pointing out those typos. Fixed.