Trotalgar. That insignificant, weed-infested hilltop where one of History’s most important battles was won, once had an ill-famed square named after it in the old City of Everfree. That’s where Princess Celestia fought an opponent even she couldn’t win.
A potted plant.
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“History may be written by the victor, but urban legends can never be vanquished.” - Shih Tzu, Diamond Dog General of the Fido Dynasty.
N.B. Any actual fighting involved is going to be of the internal kind.
From the Noble Inquirer, July 10th, Year 9 of the New Era, p.5.
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Hmm
Oh hey a literal shitfic
Heh, that was craftily done, leaving just enough to the imagination without getting too much into the...you know...nitty-gritty details.
She held out for that long? I'm impressed.
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Mhh?
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Thank you. I put a lot of effort into making it "sophisticated", and I'm glad to see my efforts were not in vain.
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Considering what Celestia has to deal with as a Diarch, you might say she has some experience dealing with #¤%\.
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I can only hope Celestia forced Kibitz to clean it up. By hoof.
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Indeed. That ought to teach him the true meaning of "having enough of her @%&/."
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