Lily Valley moves to Fillydelphia to get away from the often terrifying happenings now commonplace in her hometown of Ponyville. She immediately regrets this decision when Grogar shows up in her backyard.
Luckily, the old goat isn't quite as threatening as she initially assumed. At least, not in the way she originally expected. No, the only thing in danger from Grogar is her chastity.
Written for the May 2020 Pairing Contest.
i feel like this could be part of a series, grogar travel equestria, i love to see him hit on princess Luna, or the mane six, it be hilarious
Ok, that was a funny story
Well done
Well that's a thing that happened, only in Equestria, eh?
That was a very good twist you put on Grogar right there. I wouldn't bat an eye of that really what Grogar actually was X'D
Turns out Discord started all the rumors because he was jelly Grogar was, like, 100 times hotter than he was and got all the mares.
...Huh. So, that was a thing I just read, apparently. :D
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"Quick, girls, gather the Elements of Harmony! We mu—"
"I don't know what these 'elements of harmony' are, but I guarantee I do know how to be in harmony... with you." *cue eyebrow wag and bedroom eyes*
*Twilight eye twitch*
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Grogar: hey pink one want to throw a party
oh yeah that be great
Grogar: yup a party of just you and me
that doesn't sound like a fun party
Grogar:oh it be so fun you wont be able to walk for a week
???
Kind of reminds me of a reverse Boa Hancock and Luffy.
I am not sure how to feel about this... Heck of a mental image.
Can this have a sequal please
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Probably not, sorry.
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okay thats fine thanks for not ignoring my comment
Umm what what in the world did I just read that was just random and kind of weird nice job anyway? 😅