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When life gives you one of those chances to be like Celestia and let your students do all the work, why ignore it?

My slightly edited submission for the My Little Speed Writing Contest #11. Prompt, "Spurred to Action." You can always join the fun and get some writing practice by joining the Discord.

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A quote from legendary author jakkid166 springs to mind:

“Stop being Rainbow Dash and help us!”

This was great :pinkiehappy:

Sorry but this makes me think of KH 358/2 in a nutshell.

[1] “let’s eat ice cream. We are best friends.”
[2] “you are right.”
[both] “ha ha ha ha.”

:rainbowwild:

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9859009 You know, now that you mention it I can kinda see it.

And this is why you don't trust Rainbow Dash with more than one child at a time. Scootaloo's occupying her empathy slot, guys. This was a bad plan. Someone might lose their hat.

Wonderfully horrible. Thank you for it.

This will eventually end in Twilight and/or Starlight screaming at Rainbow and, possibly, Gilda if she hasn't made herself scarce in time. But that will be then, and for now they have scones and ice cream!

Dash learned from the best!
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And then Rainbow got fired.

Hilarious!

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I think you misspelled "promoted" there. I mean, it's quite clear that in equestria you're only worth of true responsibility when you can half ass your way through a crisis by throwing young heroes at it until it sticks. She just graduated from young hero to tentative princess, we should be proud! :pinkiehappy:

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To be fair to Roxas & Pals, they have a very good in-universe reason for not understanding how that sort of thing is supposed to work.

I'm here to kick ass and eat scones, and I'm all out of sc-- Oh, there's more? Well nevermind, then! Screw the kids, these scones are buckin' amazing!

This was great. I cracked up when the remote thing was revealed and Rainbow is still just like "nah, they're fine". Perfectly characterized.

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