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Pretty cheesy priest... pretty cheesy indeed, but I'll say I'm not discrusted by it. No half-baked ideas or saucy puns unused. No matter how you slice it, I think this story will be remembered as a great pizza this site.
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Came for the story, liked for the pun.
Absolutely loved the puns :)
I feel like this whole story was written for that last pun....
I was totally worth it
~Reggie
Loved it. Trying my best not to picture Anon as Vinnie, the robot gangster, from Spaceballs.
lol love it, its rare for a story to make someone hungry and horny O_O horngry hahaha
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Despite being cheesy, it's definitely pretty gouda.
Sadly I've never had the privilege of tasting pussy, but I can still guarantee that garlic butter is going to be better. Anon's got a real keeper.
Ah, this is exactly where it belongs. The featured box. Called it.
Excuse me what is this sir
Okay. Now I've seen everything.
I think I will put my like on this story, but I'm not sure I'm happy about it...
I can say that this was totally worth it loved every bite 😂
At first I was confused and then I finished reading only to find I am still confused. 10 / 10 story.
I’ll never look at stuffed crust pizza the same ever again
nah I’ll get over it in like 10 minutesI'm curious what the pepperoni is made of.
I could really use some more stories of her
I want to steal Mozzarella and Mareinara now. Pizza every meal until I die sounds like perfection.
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You do not want Marenara. Believe me.
She's my OC and you don't want to know how she makes the pizza sauce...
i cannot believe these stories still exist. thank you priest
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So it is crappy sauce?
Hate.
Love.
But hate.
So we're fucking pizza now?
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What a good slice of life story.
Holly fucking shit
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It's the best sauce in town. Period.
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Bloody good sauce.
Would this be considered out pizza-ing the hut?
Kinda cheesy at parts with some good saucey bits. I definitely enjoyed this slice......also, now I'm hungry.
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I think I have some ideas on how she does it...
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If it's what I think it is, I'm fully in favour of OP making a sequel with both of them.
Yeah, you heard me right. Bonus if liquid butter is somehow involved.
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...it's period blood.
*<>* Ah .. So that anon finally got delivered to equestria.. Hope he doesnt find the experience to be cheesy
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Well, I was thinking diarrhoea, but that could work too.
Just now realizing the sauce is Marinaras period
Who's gonna take the garlic knot?
Anyone else getting Pie family vibes? Cause I really see Lime Stone in her
I, Posh, have written a comprehensive review of this story’s themes, ideas, and stench. You may read this review by following this link. Hope to see you there!
-Posh (Me)
>I keep hitting the return button, but nothing happens
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It was unusual, interesting and delicious) Nice story!
>tfw reading the spoilered comment section
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I'm not normally one to complain about comments but this is really nothing more than fishing for more views... a literary parasite... and in the case of your 'review'... that's like a leprotic hemophiliac catching syphilis accidentally.
Your 'review' is not only stilted and bizarre, but completely nonsensical. I'm honestly surprised that your keyboard allowed you to call it a review, let alone submit it to be viewed by others.
That being said, if you actually read this (rather than just engaged in what amounts to the equivalent of a violent case of keyboard diarrhea), good for you. Reading is a good skill to have. Might want to work on the comprehension a bit though... you seem easily distracted.
So, while it's good to have an opinion, being incomprehensible, unrelated, and spiteful really doesn't help your argument. I actually thought "Oh, a review? Cool. I'll take a look and see if it's something I might find interesting since the description is more than a bit vague." I have now lost precious minutes of my life that I will never get back, still haven't read the story, and am only the slightest bit more informed where it comes to google translate.
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Reminds me of the song Free Pizza for Life by Ghost Mice, but that one's more about petty crime with friends. Still, a common theme.
10964594 New copypasta, sweet.
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Awww... literally waste peoples time and then try for digs. Go for it.
When I read the title, I immediately came for the puns. I was not disappointed, and was also surprised.
Man... all I could think about was how much grease you'd get everywhere...
Sounds natural. enough for me. Especially considering the context.
They are bringing eating out the marefriend to a whole new level...
Nothing more to say.
Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.
And to finish it he should have a cola:
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They are friends, after all:
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Source. and Source.