It was the night of the CMC's cute-ceañera, and to celebrate the adult ponies decided to throw themselves a big party at Sweet Apple Acres. After a long night of heavy drinking, a seriously drunk Rainbow Dash decides to head into town in search of food.
It goes downhill from there.
The next day, a funeral was planned for Applejack, who drowned in her hat.
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Oh my God, I can't stop laughing!
Congratulations, dude. It's not even 3am yet and you've already officially made my day. Thank you.
Well, that was hilarious. Thanks for brightening up a very dull morning in Blighty.
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: Yur *hick* welume hue-men~
Hahahaha! Anyway, it was my pleasure, friend!
This is possibly the greatest single sentence to come out of fanfiction media
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No problem. Now I've got to stop my brother from bouncing off the ceiling. Doesn't he know I'm trying to write?
I needed a good chuckle, thanks for that.
Ponies don’t have phones, so speed horse needs to drunk dial in person.
The only problem with your portrayal of drunkenness was the lockpicking. When in this state finding your key and successfully inserting it into the lock is a super ultra turbo level challenge. She would’ve spent two minutes trying to find a bobby pin in her hair, ten minutes trying to find something in her hair, and eventually wandered off or passed out on the doorstep/front lawn.
I find a lot of personal remarks in your book
Nice touch
How are you not featured? I wanted to reply to a quote but there are too many good lines to quote... This is pure bucking gold is what is this is
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Thank you very much for the feedback! It helped me a lot.
As I mentioned in my notes, I have never actually been drinking. I have no clue what it's like, so I don't know (other then what I know from research) how to write a character that is.
But yeah, thanks!
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Awww~ thank you, my friend!
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this (or any of my stories) NEVER makes it to Featured. Whoever runs all that seems to enjoy, uh, a good 'plot'.
Also, it seems that you posted the same comment 2 times. I just wanted to let you know.
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Sorry about that, just took care of it. My internet is pretty sketchy as of now... Can't tell if I posted something or not...
And yeah the feature tab does far too often turns into a gate to kingdom clop. But I wish you luck nonetheless, the story has potential.
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Thank you so much, you are so nice!
I'm just surprise that Dashie didn't do anymore shenanigans. I can really see her trying to make out with the next pony she kisses while intoxicated
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Maybe she did but we didn't see? We don't know what happens behind closed doors~
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Sounds like sequel material. Especially if she ends up with a bookworm
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"Nailed it!"
It was a good thing that Rainbow had been eating the cake, or Rarity would have noticed the vomit stench on her breath.
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Yeah, then she would probably puke herself.