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I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

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9228133
Hehe, thanks. It started as a working title... But I ended up keeping it.

Twilight would be the fifth biggest.

1. Celestia 26.5 in
2. Chrysalis 24 in
3. Luna 22 in
4. Cadence 20.5 in
5. Twilight 19 in

I would like to purchase one such meter, sir!

Extra chapteer or secoul where they find out the Trixi is pregnent.


Please?:fluttershysad:

9228744
Prooobably needed a comma somewhere. "Fuck, you...". Interjective expletive, not "fuck you".
I've been ruminating for a while on writing a Starixie fic that's basically this one

Epilogue/sequel where they deal with the kids please.

And don't worry Trixie, I'm pretty sure the spell has bigger effects the more it's cast on someone.

If not, I say Twi tops out at 8.5 inches but much skinnier than Trixie.

9228752
Lol... poor Trixie is always going up against the most amazing, powerful unicorns to have ever lived in Equestria.

Sigh... This looks liked it had some potential to be a decent story to read, but then it just devolved into another "dick on a mare" crap clop fic.

9228889
Sorry man, I know my style is pretty light level and doesn't get too deep, sucks that I missed the mark for you.

9228924
The futa crap ruins it. Otherwise most of the stuff I read from you is fine.

I'd have to agree with Anon E Moose o.o

Twilight probably tops out around 7.5-8.5 inches but slimmer, though she probably beats Trixie by making creative use out of her magic... massaging teats, wings, horn of her partner maybe? XD She WOULD study all kinds of ''tips and tricks'' about it after all XD

It's not the size that matters~ It's how you use it XD

Otherwise neat story ^^ only problems I had with it are pretty much nitpicks so eh XD It was fun and sufficiently ''in-character'' XD though the clop itself was a bit on the simple side of things... Still rather lovely though ^^

9228168
Woah..... Size queen much? O.o;; at 26.5 the only ponies capable of taking that kind of size would either be related to Celestia, adopted by her, or her mortal enemies XD Though I guess there's always room for Celestia x Nightmare moon ships XD

9229098
This is Equestria, where we have Magic™. Guaranteed to make it fit!

If it was a daily heat.....

That depends on who should Twilight first use it on?

I have two things.
"BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhnnnnggggg……" is the sound a bell makes.

And since they are definitely in the world of pastel ponies, their gay relationship wouldn't do shit. Seriously.

9228998
I know that feeling. With a cast that’s mostly female it is bound to happen. I might not believe that myself though because out of all the student 6 to get porn it’s just mainly been the males dicking each other. So I guess people really just want the gays?

I request more starburst fics. I know it won’t happen but I we’ll die with the superior ship if I have too.

A magical portal tore the ceiling of the wagon asunder, and a dark blue alicorn peered through into the crazy scene. “Just what in Equestria is happening in he-. Oh. OH. Nay, thy dream-princess will not touch this with a ten-foot pole.” The portal quickly snapped back shut.

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Twilight? What have ya been teachin' yer student? :ajbemused:

9228141 It vexes me how envious I am of the title for this premise, and having not come up with it myself. That's about as high a complement as I can bestow.

Futa isn't really my thing, but that title is a... ahem—stroke of genius...

Literally the worst pun I've ever made.

Solid start. Here's hoping that they find Hoof'ar later and hatefuck him into submission or something.
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I realize that it's annoying to just have one nerd in the comments being pedantic and all, but at least you shouldn't have any formatting errors. Those are the biggest things to fix.

‘Woah, I wonder what she’s[/n] dreaming about.’

is literally dripping>

Messed up formatting here

with this kind of treatment from anypony, let alone some

Little bit more formatting here, until the end of the dream sequence (maybe)

All jocks think about is sports all nerds think about is sex lol

Wow. Hot Futa sex and beautiful feels. Loved it!

Starlight and Trixie, really do make great friends, awesomely hot mares and lovers!:moustache:

Good lord man, you're a saint and a scholar. That opening chapter :rainbowlaugh:
Cheers

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She realized in that instant, that it wasn't actually a true nightmare, but merely a bizarre fever dream. Luna could dispel it, but that would a, mean dealing directly with the ick, and two, not actually accomplish anything so long as the "fever" remained. So she tossed her ten foot pole in the direction of the Saddle Arabian's ten foot pole and called it a day. The dream would sort itself out.

She was sure of it.

:rainbowlaugh:

With that ending, every mare they try that spell with is gonna be much bigger than Trixie, of course :pinkiecrazy:

And Twilight should be bigger than Starlight because of her Alicorn status :pinkiehappy:

Hmmmmm. Very nice, very nice. It's missing a little something though...

Mmmmyes. We need a scene where Starlight casts the spell on both herself and Trixie before they get down to the happy fun-fun times. Double the creaminess, double the fun!

I know, I know. We perverts are never satisfied. (for long) :raritywink:

:pinkiehappy:

There should be a chapter about the three of them where Starlight and Trixie double team Twilight, then Twilight strikes back.

Comment posted by NoLongerSober deleted Oct 15th, 2018

This was... incredibly romantic. very erotic and/or hot, and pretty funny too. Bravo, good sir/ma'am, bravo!

I wonder...how many sex dreams Luna sees by mistake?

“What? Maybe it’s just the heat talking, but it sure as Celestia’s teats what I would do if I had a whole village worshipping my plot.” Trixie shrugged, letting her nose raise up in smug arrogance."

well Trix...your a frikin horny ass mare lol

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