Just a regular morning commute to work, nothing out of the normal at all. Not for Canterlot. Not for the employees of Beanis, Inc.
Well, maybe not completely normal.
A part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe, I'm afraid.
I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.
Just a regular morning commute to work, nothing out of the normal at all. Not for Canterlot. Not for the employees of Beanis, Inc.
Well, maybe not completely normal.
A part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe, I'm afraid.
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Also poor Somnombula and her thousand year thirst.
Loved Maggie-Tempest too, though Mastermind Midnight gives me the heebie jeebies. Though lacy undergarments and heels are an interesting side-effect, if that is her behind that.
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Uh...okay, I guess this is because I've been actively avoiding the M-rated stories, so...I have no idea what's going on. Sunset is haunted by Somnambula's ghost? Tempest is Fluttershy's future daughter? Midnight is controlling Twilight to take over the world, or...something?
I love how Midnight has a better understanding of how Sunset thinks than Twilight does.
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Ooh, boy, you've no idea how far this rabbit hole goes.
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What I know is that Twilight somehow thought it would be a brilliant idea to make a sex toy out of beans which is wildly popular, Sunset got roped into helping her build a company and hates every second of it, Rainbow has a penis for some reason, and there's a...couch nobody wants to touch?
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Keep in mind the stories aren't rated M because they're porn. They're rated M primarily for language, the general concept, nudity, and a lot of stupidly frank talk about sex and genitalia. If there is actual sex happening, It's generally limited to a paragraph or two and outside of a bare minimum of description to get the point across, usually glossed over pretty quickly.
So yeah rated M, but not actually porn.
Hoo boy, do I have some things on my mind after reading this. Nothing bad, but also nothing I can ask/discuss here.
So Starlight. Should've expected that, really.
Twilight's love for Sunset might still save the world... If Sunset can choose to become a sexual being through magical shenanigans. In the timeline without Beanis existing she got pregnant from dash and didn't seem to think sex was gross, so there's most likely more to get sexual orientation than simply who she is.
Still, curious on how this will go. The Simpsonian into made me chuckle.
Huh. If Fluttershy's pregnant with Tempest, there's only a handful of years before the advent of Beanos...
Okay, Ballkickers I can understand, but what multiply concussed soccer veteran thought "Knobgobblers" was a good name?
I can definitely relate with Twilight's normal person simulation and her determining when best to drop it. That said...
... Uh, that's racist? Really not sure how to interpret it.
In any case, I do feel bad for heartbroken Twilight. Even Midnight is just distracting herself through work. But the story itself was a delightful blend of standard BCU, the Simpsons, and Bill and Ted. Thank you for it.
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You don't know how much I agonized over that Bill and Ted reference. It's so old at this point, I didn't know if anyone would pick it out.
How ludo!
Wow. That happened. That happened right up the butt.
Why
just why
Now THAT is an amazing and hilarious mental image. Especially since I'm picturing that startled hipster mom as Mrs. Shy and I have no idea why.
Oh, Twilight's legs draw PLENTY of attention...
That's chromist!
(Besides, it's PINKS who have THAT reputation...)
Only when Somnambula is concerned. And sometimes Ditzy Doo.
I'm embarrassed to admit that it took me until THIS paragraph--even WITH the title and cover image--to catch WHAT was going on here. I honestly didn't equate the flung minibeanis with the nuclear rod until I saw this.
Well played, and damn you. (Though...that makes Twilight Lisa then? What?)
OH HELL
Oh dear. That sounds...ominous.
Most excellent Bill & Tedding there.
Bom chicka bow-WOWWWWWWW!
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I was picturing it as Stella Flare, but Mrs. Shy works out just as lewdly.
No no, you see Twilight is BART. Rainbow Dash is Lisa, since we all know unstructured jazz on a sax is just bragging about your dick musically.
This had a lot less couch than I was anticipating.
BANG
Man, you have to be deep in the Beanis lore to enjoy all of the pure insanity that this series gives you.
It's a beautiful, horrifying masterpiece.
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We allowed madness to rule and though it seems insane, this brought us all real magic.