Far to the north of Equestria, beyond even the frozen borders of the Crystal Empire, lies a mythical nation of trees, snow, and hockey. This is the tale of one human's adventures in a place that resembles his home and native land.
TW: Puns, jokes you'll only get if you grew up watching Canadian TV.
Cover art used without permission.
OMG I should've named myself Caneighda! This was awesome. Double Double is probably the most creative name I've seen!![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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Keep your dick in a vice
-3- yes is good more (i don’t watch canadian tv but i get every reference :3)
Such a fine tale though I must apologize for a couple negative points.
First being that American spelling was used instead of proper Canadian English. For example - honor was used instead of honour.
Second while Double Double was such a wonderful name choice, I felt saddened that there was no character named Two Four included. Perhaps in a future chapter or story that shortsighted choice could be rectified.
Regardless of these two extremely minor flaws I pointed out, it was still a tremendously wonderful read.
Sorry about the slight criticism but take a like and fav for the story in recompense.
What’s all this then?
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just being free and shit over here don’t mind me.
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Thanks so much for saying so! I’m very glad you enjoyed it.
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Red Green’s final years were rife with dementia and suffering.
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I’ll try and fix both of those problems in the future!
I HAVE FAILED MY PEOPLE!
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Are you suuuuuuure you’re not Canadian then?
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Pun-saturated filth, tbh.
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