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WishyWish


Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

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Featured on Equestria Daily - 4/30/17. Thanks very much! :heart:


Hearth's Warming's glow is alive in every heart. As a gesture of kindness to their friends, three ponies toil away in the great hall of the Palace of Friendship, creating a fine feast to usher in the season.

But what happened to the hollandaise? How will everypony face its loss? What happens when no condiment is left behind, and is hollamustaketchsrirachanaise sauce any good over steamed asparagus? These questions and more will be answered within!

Happy Hearth's Warming! :heart:


(This story is probably going to make a lot more sense if you at least listen to "Say Goodbye to the Holiday" first, but it's probably better if you watch the entire related episode.)

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Tasty way to spend a day:trollestia:

This.....this should be an episode

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Larson, get on it, stat! :pinkiegasp:

“Whatever puts frosting on your friendship!”

My new catchphrase.

"Pinkie how...many pies did you make?”
“All of them!” Pinkie replied,

Because of course she did.:pinkiehappy:
As soon as I saw the pies, the ending to Blazing Saddles started playing in my head. "Get your pies for the great pie fight!" Eeyup, called it.:eeyup:

“Spanakopa...spank...what?” Fluttershy was reeling. “You...you shouldn’t do things like that with a pie...”

Is that the one also known as 'American Pie'? :scootangel:

His eyes narrowed and his lip turned up in a cunning grin. “I’ll have you know - I am not left-clawed!”

Cary Elwes for the win. :moustache:

And speaking of win, this story is filled with it. Not only made me smile, but aloud I did laugh.

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I offer you ten million points for the Princess Bride reference. You are now wealthy in pointless points!

That's all I need to know, is that my attempt at funny made somebody laugh. I'm glad you enjoyed it :twilightsmile:

“I’ll have you know - I am not left-clawed!”

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Me: "There is something I ought to tell you."
You: "And what is that?"
Me: "I am not left-clawed either."

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Six-hooved pony, kill my father! I swore revenge!

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I developed a resistance to the inconcievable. Therefore this entire story is inconcievable.

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Neat, thanks for taking the time to do that :pinkiehappy:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

That was an excellent read. :D

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Thanks for checking it out! :pinkiehappy:

I thought about maybe sending it to EQD or something, but eh, it was great fun to write no matter what.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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If you do, I'll give it a good word!

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Saw your review on this story recently too. Thanks for taking the time. I'll see about getting that submission off tonight :twilightsmile:

8030149 Do it....

You know, of course, that the jar of hollandaise that Celestia brought was originally made in the country of Gnome, right?

♫ 'cause there's no place like Gnome for the Hollandaise... ♫

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You sir, deserve the vegetarian Sheppard's Pie.

...which I can only assume is a pan full of nothing.

I have no idea what I just read, but I think I like it.

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You have read about the hollandaise. Your life is now complete.

I haven't had such a good laugh in a thousand moons on this website you have clearly been blessed by Pinkie and Discord to make something this hilarious. :rainbowlaugh: I love it, buck that like button to the moon!

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Aw gee, thank you! :twilightblush:

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