This story is a sequel to Lyra Visits Bon Bon in Jail
Bon Bon has been not entirely truthful over the years with her "Best Friend" Lyra, who finally she demands she come completely clean. Anything she's been holding in or just been embarrassed to say, she can confess in a completely non-judgmental setting. Bon Bon readily takes up her "Best Friend's" offer. Some of the secrets aired are mundane at best. But others? Well, you'll just have to read the story, won't you?
Rated Teen for reference to but no actual depiction of sex. | For more Bon Bon shenanigans, be sure to check out Bon Bon thinks Griffons Aren't Real. Happy readings!
A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!
I figured out who wrote this just from reading the title.
Isn't there a limit to title length? Surely you're touching the upper limit.
Eating Oreos with water instead of milk? She is a monster.
I...love this.
I'm confused, but I love this.
ST, go stand in the corner.
Well, that's a lot to take in. I am impressed by the Yakyakistan infiltration. After all, we all know what they do to imperfect imitations...
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It's those changeling taste glands. They don't interact with chemicals the way you or I do.
…lol.
Now I'm waiting for the sequel where Luna holds the consoling sessions!
6251888 Hehe, I think I'm going to leave that in there as a case of "Aliens like weird stuff".
Well, that was fun. Kinda want to see more to this story sequence.
6252172 Heh, I thought you were skeeter the lurker because of the profile picture.
You get a like from me just from the title alone xD
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Oh my Cadance, the title doesn't all fit on my phone's screen at once
6252905 Why does everyone say that?
6253018 while he doesn't right now, Skeeter has a long history of having various Aku profile pics, and he's pretty well known around the site.
Do you happen to watch Gintama, because this title sounds like an episode title.
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6251836 What can I say, I like long titles:
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All four of these run up against the character count limit for story titles, otherwise they would be longer. ( the strikethrough lines in the last one count as characters )
6253081 This? until you mentioned it, I had never heard of it.
6253032 I know him, but the name is way shorter and difrent. It's kinda funny I get confused for him so often though.
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Yes. That's the one. The episode titles in the anime, and some in the manga, tend to be really fucking long.
Pffft, that last line. Fucking brilliant.
That is pure win
That title tho
Well this title is certainly eye-catching.
Can someone explain to me why the chapter is 1,120 words long but the story is only 612? I'm confused.
This was halarious, every single confession was funny
6255134 that's happened before with one of my other stories. I think the story information gets cached from before I finished writing and the system and just keep using that instead of updating or something.
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6255094 im glad y'all enjoyed!
I don't even.
Good job
6251888 Given some of the other names we've heard, it is entirely possible that Oreos is a pony. Nightmare Fuel, or am I just overthinking things?
No I can't see the relation between cottage cheese and changelings. sixpacksmackdown.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cottage-cheese.jpg
This is what cottage cheese looks like. Perhaps you were thinking of swiss cheese?
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Depublish/republish the chapter to refresh it. (already did it just now)
6255514 That just went dark in places I wasn't prepared for.
6256772 I'm just one of those people who immediately goes to the worst possible explanation. Personal experience and all. You understand, right?
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The phrasing of that confession indicates that Bonnie has held Oreos under the water until the bubbles stop coming up multiple times. If Oreos is a pony... does Bonnie do some necromancy on the side? Is this consensual drowning? Inquiring minds need to know.
6256856 Or her MO is only going after ponies named Oreo
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Vagina not perfect! YAK SMASH!
That was honestly the strangest fic I've read today.
I was half expecting that after that long list of confessions, the final punch line would be from Lyra confessing to something unexpected and so weird that it blows all of Bon Bon's away....Of course what the confession would be..I have no idea,
When Bon Bon started giving her list of secrets, at first I thought Lyra and Bon Bon were each trading secrets and trying to one-up one another.
Then it quickly dawned on me with horror that that was all Bon Bon.
But no Swiss Cheese?
You know your day's started off right when you've been on for hours, and this can still blow you away.
And it's not even lunchtime!
6259423 hmmm. You gave me an idea for Lyra has confessions.
6259759 glad you were blown away!
6258780 The strangest fic I've ever written is probably Flutterburp. I took Regidar's already weird prompt and galloped with it.
Her band camp experience sounds a LOT like sister's first band camp.
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WANT TO READ. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Neat.
I don't follow.
Nods creepily.
No comment.
6261033 haiku are japanese poems that follow a 5-7-5 syllable pattern.
6261151 then what does kudzuhaiku mean.
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6252026 that's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, losing my
religiondignity.6261164 kuzdu is an extremely-fast growing invasive plant from Asia known as "the vine that ate the South". Present Perfect recently used it in his most recent review set:
6261370 Oh I see. Huh... interesting.