The happiest journal entry ever! Especially more than last week’s entry, which was still totally happy!
Today was incredible! Princess Pinkie finally taught me to smile through every word I speak until I learn how to smile naturally forever! No more sad faces for this princess, because frowns mean the fungeon. It’s not as fun as it sounds, but still sort of fun depending on how much one enjoys restraints. And being tickled with your own wing feathers. So many ticklish feathers, hahaha!
It still hurts to laugh, unfortunately. I’ve tried to laugh like she does, but it’s so hard to keep it going as long as her, and I get so winded keeping up with her. But Pinkie is persistent. She’ll come again tonight from the closet--or did she say the bathroom drain this time? Doesn’t matter; she’ll come and teach me how she breathes. There’s so much I still have to learn from her on how to be the second-happiest princess in the world! Can’t be the first, though; that’s her title, our Princess of Happiness.
Oh, and today I got a new best friend! She looks exactly like me, walks and talks like me, and even shares all of my hobbies and snacking habits. I don’t even remember when she got here, but I’m quite happy she’s here anyway! She’s like an awesome sister I never had! She even watches over me while I sleep in case somepony wants to snatch me away at night, like a guardian angel!
I’ve been having some funny dreams, though. Dreams of me, back when I wasn’t smiling so much. But when I did, it felt… warm and pleasant. Not that smiling isn’t nice now, but it’s not… not the same. And there’s this dark mare there too, but she doesn’t smile like me. She actually looks kind of sad, and she tells me things that make my head hurt. And my chest. I haven’t told Pinkie yet, and I don’t know why, but I don’t think she should know.
I wonder if I can find her out there somewhere. She wants me to leave this place too, even though it’s very nice here. Pinkie said the outside is fun too, but only when you’re with someone you know… but I feel like I know that dark mare, so that’s okay, right? It has to be! Maybe she’ll be fun to hang around!
That settles it! Tomorrow, I’m going to look for her, and ask her why she keeps making sad faces in my dreams. Oh, but Pinkie will be mad if she doesn’t know where I am… Aha! I’ll just leave a note for her saying I’m fine and looking for a new friend! That should be okay.
Signed with Love and Happiness,
Princess Celestia
Oh, hi twin sis! What’cha doing?
Watching me again? But you do that every night! Can’t we do something different?
I was thinking we could get out of this stuffy room, visit the gardens or the town of Grin-A-Lot. Get some fresh air, you know? Can we do that? Please? Pleeeeease?
Yes, I’ll stay away from the train station. I won’t wander that far. I promise!
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Umm...what?
Happy happy joy joy!
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This is every bit as wonderful and horrifying as I'd hoped.
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No, just no.
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Stay back foul eldritch daemon, thou shalt not take us away from our sister! I mean from Luna's sister!
This is Sunny writing, isn't it?
And this is why people fear Pinkie...
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Is this what happens when Pinkie Pie takes over the throne and proclaims herself as the princess of fun and parties?
What's next? Derpy becoming an alicorn princess and bringing us doom in the form of sweet and delicious muffins?
Have you heard the good news of the Cult of the Unspeakable Pinkie Pie?
What a disturbing universe
Yeah...
Bye!
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...rofl
I did horrifying Alicorn Pinkie before it was cool. i.imgur.com/uEidI.png
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Darn hipsters and their crazy pink alicorns!
(...wait, Steel reads this? How was I not aware of this??)
6754361 Did she get into the mirror pool again?
Oh dear sweet Luna and Celestia...
I don't remember this universe!! The episode would have been so, so, SO much better with THIS universe!
...................................................... mommy......
This is so close to my most terrifying nightmare. So close.
Luna, please save your sister!
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Would you prefer the universe of Princess Rarity and her Fashion Police with the fabulous batons?*
*Friendship is Witchcraft FTW
*sigh*
Pinkie wants everypony to be happy, yes, but forcing it is simply not her, not who she is. I hate blatant black-washing like this (unsure of the exact term, but it's basically the opposite of white-washing).
This Pinkie is more like the Cult of Laughter from Equestria Divided (anyone remember that?)
Yes, I understand this is a parody.
It's just...this leaves a really sick taste in my mouth. But hey, 138 out of 139 isn't bad at all, right?
So, you actually spun a chapter on that comment.
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Well, the opposite of whitewashing is just exposing some hidden truth or lie, and I'm not sure that's what you're looking for. Maybe it's smearing you're referring to.
And if this has indeed left a bad taste in your mouth, then I've actually done my job proper. This letter was supposed to make folk uncomfortable, or at least moreso than the snot princess letter without being so... utterly disgusting.
That's about all I want to say in acknowledging that... thing.
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Ah, smearing, that's probably a better term.
Good to know that my gut reaction is what you were aiming for. I hesitated to post my previous comment because I thought I was just being weird or overly critical.
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Nah, it's cool. I ain't a softie afraid of folk speaking their mind.
And you spoke yours just fine.
im horrified to how accurate this could be compared to society in a few years if whiny entitled sjw's get their way, but that's neither here nor there
oh
I keep trying to tell everyone that this'll happen. But no, they say Pinkie is a nice pony. She needs to be exterminated, swiftly.
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This'll do.
Uh... Okay then .…
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Hi! Whatcha doin'?
7081227 Um, hello. I didn't think you'd show up just yet. Hehehehe heh, heh... heh, oh my. Um cmon Pinkie, we're both pink... things, right? Just leave me out of your stupid little cult and go... I don't even think you can do that. Wait a second. I found something even you can't do you pink mule. You can't die, and if I know anything about you, it's that you don't like not being able to do things. Yknow, it's kind of sad actually. Anyway, I guesse I'll see ya later, bye!
That moment when you realize the walls of your throne room are padded, and your royal robes have straps and buckles.