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Kaidan
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I agree with the great and powerful "Prototype ALS-AI1993" !
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I must be brain damaged. I'd letter Fluttershy use the stare on me anytime.
Eh, it's fine.
slightly funnier than the first :)
Excellent work! I quite enjoyed the first chapter and the second chapter I'm all like, "...Umm...What."
A good story! Totally publish!
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Yeah I submitted so I can see if it gets featured, despite some inherent. . . "flaws" to the story.
Namely, I think I made Fluttershy too hot, and now everyone will be like "We want more humans in diapers!" and I won't be able to write the rest of the ponies.
copying a fic that was bad to begin with
yawn
The last story I read was the exact opposite of this.
My god, this guy is in trouble.
Oh, dear Lord, I can see this getting featured and becoming popular (as popular can be) very quickly...
I shall read later.
2532223 "We want more humans in diapers!"
Ok-What thu fu-? I don't even...
Now I have to read this story. Da fuq happens?!
They need some people to comfort these them after this ordeal.
Hell, us Cloppers would love this.
I shall read this, even though I find the whole rape thing a bit disturbing.
Would be kinda funny to see a rapid brony hater come across one of these Ponies.
Are you talking about people that are hired as helpers or the disease AIDs?
Don't you mean "ridiculous" wizard's hat and cape? Or is this quickly going the way of BloodNinja?
ceiling
Short, sweet, and violently to the point. I get the feeling I should read what this is parodying.
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Next chapter: brony-hater. Check.
Yeah, rape has a very negative connotation and I try to avoid it. Rape is wrong. Forced Pony Sex is satire.
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Isn't that the point? To write a bad satire of a story to get featured, before killing myself for debasing all the integrity I built up with my Octavia tragedy?
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If you can't beat them, join them. Three things get featured: ShortSkirts&Explosions, clop, and bad crossovers.
I'm not SS&E and I don't write crossovers.
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Ever since I read pattycake, it's canon that Fluttershy enjoys age regression and foal play. If you can think of something more creepy, I'm all ears.
ITS RAPE TIME
although this is better for vagrape
Yeah sorry, all I could think of.
Yeah, this is surely something iloveportalz0rs would like. Really creepy at the end, and now I have weird head canon about what Fluttershy would do in a world she perceived as not having consequences. Though I suppose I will try and help get this featured. It would be funny to see side by side with the forced pony cuddles one (I forgot the actual title).
2532347
You die of dehydration on the floor, Fluttershy inadvertently kills you.
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That's the goal. It'd be hilarious to get a screenshot of them side by side.
I just hope Aetherpony has a since of humor. I pissed off BronyWriter once and woke up missing three fingers. There was a note on the dresser from someone named "Joyous Blossom" warning me to watch my mouth.
Also, I bet Fluttershy comes back for him. Or, starts her own nursery.
this line started roaming trough my head when reading about diapers
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If he didn't like it... Why did he write it?
Far as I can tell, no one forced him to.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Believe it or not I'd be laughed off a debate team, such a horrible writer / public speaker.... anyway that guy basically summed up why I did it. I have no regrets. Also, I keep telling people I'm a horrible writer, yet they keep on upvoting!
(But yeah, once the point is made I'll go back to my regular stories and stop trashing the site. Or will I?
)
(no, I will.
)
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Not sure what the quote had to do with anything
This....This is bad on a level I never seen before. Where the hell did you come up with this shit?
Suddenly Fluttershy has the ability to program creatures to do as she says.
Also given the simple fact that she ruin this guy's life for a quick fuck and fantasy is...
Disgusting..
is this based off of Force Pony Cuddles?
2532705
>Writing is an art, this is the messed up jesus painting.
Are you asserting that this story is NOT "art", just because it's satirical/non-serious?
2533047
Eeh I'm not into heavy fetish stuff.
Well... considering I do read pony porn fics, I'm not into this kind of heavy fetish stuff.
I mean, bondage, and now some kind of messed up baby thing? Ugh... No thanks.
You typed the alphabet wrong. Its not zxy its zyx- abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
2533047
What makes you think that? Because yeah, I put in the description (that I copy/pasted and replaced cuddles with sex) that it's a satire on that story. Also, it's a satire on the fanbase, who with one voice denounces clop, and with one hand favorites it into the featured box.
(Also I'd be lying to say I didn't enjoy writing it.)
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Step one: pick pony.
Step two: find a story about said pony and some weird stuff.
Step three: edit for grammar, leave the horrible puns, and get featured.
*shrug* it just came . . . to me.
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Oh Morpheus, what would it cost to get you to say this:
"What if I told you, a mature sex tag
Is all it takes to get featured?"
(But yeah, four mature sex stories + one teen sex story featured right now. You can't make this stuff up *checks the story he just made up* oh ...)
Also, because I'm not a jerk, Thanks to Aetherpony for inspiring this train wreck of awesome.
Was a little disturbing, I'll admit. If things get too scary, I'll move on to a more nicer kinda Human X Pony story like Xenophilia.
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Nope.
Just on the last half of this chapter, nope. That just...
Nope the fuck outta here, bro.
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I'm not brutalizing. I've talked about this story, not him. I'm sure he's a good author. I just dont like things like this.
Ya know, I wanna be surprised about this. I really do.
or 
or 
so I'm just gonna read.
But, well, I figured something like this would happen.
I don't know whether to
No, a true true friend is only five or six inches long, has a polymer grip, and is capable of spitting hot lead at speeds that exceed the sound barrier.
EDIT:
t, don't tell me I'm the only one here who gets the Asimov's Laws of Robotics reference.
Holy s
2533180
So far yes, and I shall spare your life for it. Well played.
I own a gun now. Guns are cool.
2533169
Thank you for not crushing me like an ant. I just couldn't resist the satire. Hopefully you get a few laughs out of it (and let me cuddle more ponies in the meantime.)
If it makes up for it, I loved Wild Rose. . .
2533139
I agree you're not brutalizing. It's okay to not like things like this, heck I didn't like them at first but the innocence of My Little Pony died with "Miss Me?" and it's been downhill from there. Anyway, I was just trying to say that I didn't do this for the clop, I did this for the satire? Also, that I suck at persuasive arguments... Anyhow, it's definitely not for everyone, especially woona.
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2533130
Yeah, I'd say "it's alright, it's only in the Fluttershy chapter." However, I'm guessing you're long gone and trying to scrub the mental imagery out of your head, in which case:
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2533100
That's been recommended to me, actually. Apparently I can add sex to the growing list of things I'm good at (the others being dark, tragedy, and a horrible sense of humor.) As for the fetishy bits, those are there to poke fun at other stories (pattycakes/cupcakes.) For instance, Lyra's chapter she's going to have a ... well... I don't want to ruin it. I might still be able to stop myself before I'm in too deep.
2533066
dis b parod e
2533055
Art is, like, the Mona Lisa, or something. This is just awesomeness in written format.
This is one blatant rip.
2533243
Theres nothing wrong with clop. Some very well written stories are clop. It's just the re-use of a subject with no plot at all for the sake of feature. I would rather create a powerful work that nobody read.
Haven't even read it yet, but I'm gonna give a thumbs up for the pic alone
2532960
Shh... shh... It's okay.
This has a comedy tag.
As I understand it, OP is trying to hit all the feature box's favorite fetishes so he can stay up there forever. The feature box likes to fap to some weird shit, you see.
2533243
Nah I just don't like comments like this: 2532565 I wouldn't doubt as to why people would say it's: Easily repetitive plot, no real advancement in story line, simple humor, the list goes on. I just wish people would stop saying things are bad without a reason why. It's just supposed to be works of fun and cuddling. Not to be taken serious.
But, as far as grammar and punctuation is concerned, that's another story. I like my stuff to be as great as possible in that respect. It just sucks that I suck at that.
Anyway, I'm glad that you found enjoyment out of Wild Rose, a lot of people seemed to. Keep up the good work, keep it coming. Though, well, some of these probably won't be my fetish.
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I also prefer good stories no one reads to crappy features. My friend has been killing himself writing and re-writing some amazing surrealist stories, yet he can't get featured on fim fiction. EQD features his stories, but because his story isn't clop, he doesn't get featured here.
Any given day the featured box comprises entirely of poorly written stories with excellent premisis/cover art, clop, or SS&E/Darf/ any of those instant-feature authors. As a result, he and other aspiring authors, just doesn't get the credit they should. Hopefully this proves that to people. Not until after they favorite it, of course...
Anyhow, I agree that this bad clop. The goal was to re-use a subject with no plot at all for the sake of getting featured so me and my imaginary-hipster friends (because I have no friends) can laugh at everyone. As you pointed out, I did just that, and if I had a soul, I might feel remorse. Instead, I feel vindicated. Also, sticky.
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Ah having been told many times my various stories are "bad" I apologize for that. I didn't mean to imply it was bad without giving a reason. (It's super annoying when that happens.)
I can go into a story like yours and just enjoy the cuddling. My intent was that the attention it got was disproportional to the amount it should have received. It's great it got featured, don't get me wrong we all want to cuddle with ponies so I understand why. Me and some of my editor friends see some truly amazing stories that never get near the featured box, due to "the readers" deciding stories like mine, and to a lesser extent yours about shameless cuddling, should be featured over epic 30-50k stories that an author spent three months on.
I spent a few hours on this, and already destroyed my best friend in views who has been constantly revising some EQD featured stuff of his that just isn't getting viewed / noticed. That's the real tragedy here. (That and my horrible writing.)
So I don't personally find any fault with your story. My beef is more with how anything the "top 10" authors on the site post gets featured within ten minutes, four clop stories on the list at once, or a story that rides to featured status on the title alone (a.k.a. this guy
)
It creates an atmosphere that discourages new authors (like I was 4 months ago) from continuing their stories on this site, usually quitting fan fiction writing all together.
2533342
I fucking love darf. Not so big on SS&E, though.
And I'm laughing like a faggot at this. It's glorious.
Also I'm reading Sparking Reflections now.
That's it, i'm done with ponies (for tonight).
That was plain fucking scary. Damn.
I'm out.
(on a sidenote, i lol'ed at the Asimov's laws of robotics reference.)
2533384
I don't know which I find funnier: The response, or trying to convince myself I'm not Darf 2.0
(my favorite is Pinkie Pie Sucks 100 Lollipops. Maybe it's because I'm a Nurse, but the scene where she vomited said lollipops up wasn't that disturbing.)
2533393
Yes, Fluttershy knows how to program a
robothuman. If you've been a good brony, maybe she'll visit you tonight.2533405
You need to write a chapter with Dash making a phallus out of clouds.
Seriously.
I don't even know where that came from
2533180
You are not the only one I saw it too.
You know After the second half I fell the need for a stiff Drink.
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It's fate.
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