Prince Blueblood is many things.

He's a Unicorn, He's royalty, He's a stallion, He's entitled, He's high-class, And most importantly he's not here right now.

If Blueblood isn't here right now, then who's that?

Well, That's Blueblood, the new Blueblood that is, a human in the body of Blueblood.

What will follow the actions of the new prince can be nothing short of disastrous.

Warning, this story contains Jokes, Magical Politics, a human-turned pony who doesn't know about MLP, Prince Blueblood doing Blueblood things, "Wine-Moms", and a very large sum of money.
You have been warned.

Featured for the first time two hours after being published :) 24/4/2023

Luna has been more tired than usual. Celestia is worried about her wellbeing, so she asks Anon for his help, not only because she's been extremely busy with her royal duties, but also he's dating Luna, so it makes the most sense for him to help. What Anon discovers makes him wonder if pigs do really fly.

They don't, but hey, could you really blame him for asking?

Tagged Sex for references to the act. Also majority of the fic was written in three hours.

Cover art by magnaluna.

A soft reboot of Thestral Anon.

Anon is turned into a zebra after coming to Equestria. Chaos soon ensues from the striped stallion’s adventures.

In this tale, we shall see how our beloved Equestria, and the world it once lived in, is changed forever by the sudden aparition of gigantic landmasses where there once was water and the bad augury of sun and moon refusing to obey their princesses...

The once close kingdoms and countries, are now distant partners... or foes, as the history is forced to change forever when two worlds collide, and many different nations must face each other, will friendship prevail?, or maybe, only maybe, war may be the only way to stop the gathering storm?

Besides, the event did brought a certain creature from another land, a "man" as he calls himself, will this strange alien stallion be able to help Equestria?, or will this country run by mares refuse to listen to this strange, yet curious stallion?

So... in this story, I will try to mix the canon Equestria from FiM, with a whole new world, inhabitated by ponies and many other species we know and love, and many new ones, as if the classic transported fiction, but, instead of humans or human nations being sent to Equestria, Equestria is sent to a brand new world, ruled by other kind of ponies... and with them, comes a lonely guy that knows a bit too much in certain areas. I hope you like it!

English isn't my first languague, so, sorry in advance (This story is RGRE).

Anon challenges the mane 6 to a simple game of soccer.
Twilight The Mare. The Myth. The Legend! gets hit in the face with balls as per the title... not much else here aside from some light RGRE and crude humor in the form of a shitpost-like story.

Warnings are mostly for references except for violence... because Twilight is getting hit in the face with balls as the title implies... if you really don't get that bit by now I don't know what to tell you.

Cover is edit I made from this which was made by some cool artist bros. (ericneomatrix and seniorpony

This story is very simple and tart
Zecora tries to win Anon's tender heart
In a world where mares take charge,
and stallions are meek by and large.
Please don't point out the meter, don't be so morose,
it is by accident that I unlearned how to write prose.
Wrong drug and wrong dosage to boot,
Suddenly yielded this weirdly-rhymed fruit.
And if your interest still isn't yet gone,
Then, well, why don't you read on?..

After a negative paternity test Shining Armor takes time away from Princess Cadence

After finding his way to Equestria and trapped in the body of a pony, Anon finds himself happily married.

Hijinks ensue.

In Everfree Castle thousands of years in the past, Anon puts two very special fillies to bed.

A little one shot I wrote because I wanted more stories of filly Celestia and Luna.

Cover art is by julunis14. Derpibooru code is 3038164.

Prince Polaris Blueblood is an old stallion, but he hardly looks the part, at worst he can be described as 'stately' which hardly counts as an insult. Still he feels the wear, he feels the deaths of his friends and family, he feels the trauma that crashes is his skull. He decides to write it all down, his sins, his triumphs, his life, and his first death. He will have his ponies read it, and he will watch as they forget it over the centuries, he will watch as they forget all that was in favor of fantasizing of what will be.

TLDR: Alicorn Blueblood Writes a Memoir About His Life, It Sucks Hard, Like Just the Worst. Everyone is a Worse Version of Their Canon Selves.
Heavy inspiration from "The Blade Itself" and the rest of the First Law Trilogy by Joe Abercrombie
You Have Been Warned.