In this retelling of the classic "The Three Little Pigs", the Cutie Mark Crusaders are being terrorized by the pony with the most destructive butt in Equestria.
Total Words: 33,797
Estimated Reading: 2 hours
Part of the Equestria's Crazies Universe
Merged with Equestria's Crazies
Can a creature that feeds on love, ever truly know love?
After the blast leaves Chrysalis wounded and lost in the Everfree forest. She does her best to drag herself back to her village. However due to the severity of her woulds she collapses. Eventually she reawakens to find herself in a strange house, home to three mares and with their help maybe she could truly learn to understand the thing she calls food.
Life in Ponyville is weird, really weird.
Sometimes an unlucky pony creates a satanic hell spawn muffin. Sometimes the town is threatened with Atomic destruction other times it's saved by a mare with a carton of milk. Other times it's just a bad hair day, these are some of those times.
Welcome to Ponyville
Derpy Hooves is secretly a changeling.
Nopony particularly notices, or cares.
(New 9/15/19: Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi! Thank you!)