Anon and Zecora, two outcasts accepted by Ponyville's residents, found kindred spirits in each other. A few months ago, they started dating. Since then, Anon practically lives in Zecora's hut, learning everything there is to know about potion making... and his beloved zebra.

However, neither of them are quite used to the level of affection that they both want to give the other. The result is a blushing mess of awkwardness and confidence issues.

Somehow, I think they'll be okay.

This is a silly self-insert story I wrote for the /mlp/ transformation thread. Trixie pulls you into Equestria and plays around with your body, turning you into various kinds of ponies. Please beware, this story has erotic undertones and is extremely silly.

This is actually a pretty decent Friday morning, and not because of the lack of school for the day. It's easy to notice the magnificent details of your morning; the drizzling grey of the sky that made you sleepy all over again, the mattress you're lying on that you swear is made of clouds, the fluffy blankets causing your enviroment to be comfortably warm and the simple fact that you don't have anything to do for the whole day.

Wait.

Who's leg is draped over your side?

(Random idea I had for a long time...that didn't sound right. Rated Teen for brief memories of bed-wrestling. *wink wink*)

For obvious reasons, Hearts and Hooves Day has always been Cadance's favorite holiday. She and Shining Armor like to spend the holiday in Ponyville, but while Shining is busy making preparations for the evening, Cadance was hoping to meet up with Twilight to tease Anon for being single. Again. To their surprise, he has gone missing. Now, the hunt is on for Ponyville's resident human. Did he really get a special somepony, or is he just trying to avoid the princess of love again?

Meanwhile, Anon isn't aware that his whereabouts are a secret.

My life has been a less than average one so far. Struggling to hold a job, few friends, and the guilty pleasures of gaming and surfing the web. But that is soon to change...

For one trip to the mall was the single event that threatened to change my life for the better. That event, and the decision following, allowed me to meet... her.

The woman whom I now love, and the woman who truly cares for me, and I for her.

Sometimes, an implied lie can start something amazing.

It wasn't very long ago that Misty Brightdawn declared her independence from Opaline Arcana. Now, she lives a much happier life in Maretime Bay with all of her friends.

Unfortunately, some aspects of life that are considered "normal" to most are completely alien to the sheltered Misty, and during a quiet moment alone with her good friend Anon, he learns what one such oddity is: affection.

And he is more than happy to help her figure it out.

Anon is dragged into Equestria by the effects of a mysterious idol belonging to Discord. He is soon discovered by Princess Celestia, Twilight, and Fluttershy, without any memory of how to speak or write clearly, or his past. Fluttershy then volunteers to watch over Anon until the princesses decide on further action. What follows is Anon's attempts at making a new life for himself alongside Fluttershy and her friends.

Featured as of 11/13/2017- Holy moly! A hearty thank-you to everyone who has joined me for the story so far, and a warm welcome to everyone who has yet to hop on board. Enjoy.

Edit as of 2022: Marked as cancelled as a courtesy to anyone who finds this. Between grad school and depression, I lost what direction I had to keep up with the story as intended. There isn't any intention to keep working on it, but I can't bring myself to delete it outright. Please take it as you will, and accept my sincerest apologies that it took so long to make clear.

It's been a long while since you've come to Equestria. You've made good friends with Sunny and her six friends so far while everypony else seemed to tolerate you for the most part. But Zipp was always the one pony you hung out with the most.

However, when you and she go down to Maretime Bay's beach and watch the sunset after a long day of chilling in the water, she asks you something that would lead to something you'd never expect.

EDIT: Jesus, I literally just posted this and it's already featured #1!

It's Hearts and Hooves Day today in Maretime Bay today, (which is the ponies’ version of Valentines Day), but for some reason, Sunny, Izzy, Pipp, Zipp, and Misty have been acting weird around you.

Based on Bendy's “A Relaxing Day” Fic. But with a more wholesome twist.

You've been in Equestria for a while now, and you've been in a romantic relationship with Sunny Starscout during that time. But what you didn't know is that since this world is dominated by ponies instead of humans, Sunny decides to show her affection to you in a way one would least expect.