Sneak preview for my newest fic · 9:28am May 5th, 2022
"You're hired!"
It sounded like music to Scootaloo's ears! Sixteen years old, and she already had an annual income. She could take her friends to someplace cool during their lunch period. Somewhere hip and that gets a lot of traction. Someplace like Crispy’s, and not because she's a cheapskate.
Thanks to her employee discount, they could buy all the chicken tenders that they want for a whopping ten percent off! Not only that, but it was a sure sign that Scootaloo was on her way to becoming a full adult...
She totally loved it. No, that wasn't sarcasm!
"Oh no, my waste pouch broke!"
Then a pie hit her in the face.
Correction. A chicken pot pie. A Mr. Crispy’s specialty.
Bringing a hoof over his desk, he bumped his coffee mug that read, “World’s Best SCOOTALOO’S Dad.” Immediately, a trap door opened beneath her, and she fell through.
“Congratulations!”
“Congratulations!”
“Congratulations!”
“Congratulations!”
“Congratulations!”
“Congratulations!”
“Congratulations!”
“Congratulations!”
Discord took out a pencil and erased a string of text from the computer screen. Flipping it around, he rewrote the code.
DING!
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THE END
*violently snorts cocaine*
