Gay shit incoming. · 4:42pm May 28th, 2020
Cruise missiles armed with horse cock warheads and buttsex engines have been spotted south of my position. Estimated impact time is ~1-2 days. The explosion might wipe out my current watchers and readers with a shockwave of disappointment.
So, apologies up front.
Don't worry, I'll still follow you. I'll just be hunkering down in my anti-gay bunker for awhile.