Fic-A-Minute: Friendship is Optimal · 12:04pm Mar 31st, 2017
Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart.
Rather, I forgot to do one of these last week.
I wanted to move the time that I posted these to the afternoon, but I end up forgetting to do it altogether, so I guess sticking to the mornings is the way to go.
So with all that said, find the optimal friendship settings below!
Celestia
Do not be alarmed. Do not be afraid. Come to me, my scattered herd, and be a part of something greater.
I can make you happy.
I can make you feel worthwhile.
I can give you everything you ever wanted and more.
Disclaimer: You will need to give up your old life and body. No refunds.
MLP:FiM Fandom
Sign me up!
THE END
Disturbing but true.