So are ponies even still popular anymore? · 4:50pm Apr 14th, 2015
New... season? What? Two episodes already out? Pretty good ones? Huh...
192 followers?! What are you guys doing? Do you enjoy following tombstones? Are you grave robbers?
Oh well... I suppose it's time to dust off this place then, you lovable scoundrels. I did say I'd never be be rid of this place, right? It's a quaint little literary cottage. I shall spruce it back up. Expect updates soon, mis amigos.
Woo!
Ah, Coconut, you're awake. Good.
You've got a lot to catch up on. It's 2035, and the 25th season just got started. Derpy Hooves became an alicorn in the last season finale.
Ponies are still popular, more so than ever in fact. Russia has submitted a motion to the UN to ban all MLP-related products worldwide, calling the show 'homosexual propaganda'. The world waits with bated breath.
This post reminds me of something...
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I second this woo!
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Ah look, Zombie Coconutswallow has risen from his grave. I knew this day would come. Feast on my brain if it helps you write more Trixie. I welcome it.
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Well thank you, you two! I need some "woo" to energize these creaky authorial limbs.
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She does?! Well what am I going to write my next fanfic about now?!
So am I to assume Putin has become a cyborg and now rules the new Soviet Union with a tight, mechanical fist?
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That sums things up accurately. Thus is my plan to dominate the galaxy and spread my heresy far and wide.
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As prophesied! I will need substantially more brain sacrifices, however, though feel honored you are the first.
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A good thing I've invested in plasma guns, then.
Welcome back. While you were gone, I used you as my goto example for dead fics. And by that I mean saying "Don't stop writing! Don't end up like Coconutswallow, who wrote the first fic I ever faved and then vanished off the face of the Earth!" I mean that as a complement, by the way. Please don't stop writing again...