Answers. · 6:47am Mar 4th, 2015
Image unrelated. I just try to always have an image on my blag posts. Anyhow! Q&A!
Q: How do you say "Danger Beans" in French?
A: I'm not really an expert, but I'd go with "les haricots dangereux".
Q: What kind of crossover do you prefer? Hard or Soft?
A: I personally think that hard crossovers have more potential pitfalls, and that soft tends to create more interesting questions, but both frameworks can create interesting stories.
Q: Who are your favorite writers in the fields of Fan and Original fiction?
A: This is a hard question. In fan fiction, I suppose I'd say Ghost of Heraclitus, Cynewulf, and Ether Echoes come to mind, but it's far from an exhaustive list. My profile is a good place to look in regards to that. In original fiction, I'd have to admit that I haven't read original fiction much in the past few years. The last book I recall reading and enjoying was Patrick Rothfuss's book "The Name of the Wind." I still need to read "A Wise Man's Fear," which sits still on my bookshelf.
Q: Why are you terrible?
A: I could enumerate my many failures, but then this would turn into my life story. Suffice to say that I am.
Q: Also, how much butt has your team been kicking?
A: We're 3-3. Just had our match on Monday, which was why this post was delayed. We lost that one 4-5, so we got the maximum number of match points possible, so despite losing, it went pretty well.
Q: And finally, Princess Celestia, Cadance, and Luna. Who would you fuck, who would you kill, and who would you marry? You can only do one action each and only one action per person.
A: This question
. This question
. Welp. Only because I have to. Fuck Cadance, kill Luna, marry Celestia. 
Q: Which do you prefer? Ultron or Loki? Choose wisely.
A: I had to look up who Ultron is. I'm going to cop out and go with non-comic books Loki, because when I was younger my sister and I both obsessed over ancient mythology.
Q: Have you ever seen Space Battleship Yamato 2199?
A: No. That was easy.
Q: How was your day? You can't answer 'yes'.
A: Certainly
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Not too many questions, so I guess I get to maintain my element of mystery and intrigue!
Yes!
Cheers,
—Comrade
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Your grammar is incorrect. Your death will be slow. Hopefully from old age.
2848448 You cheeky dickwaffle
You cheeky cunt! That counts as yes!
You really need to stop being so mysterious and intriguing.
U avin a giggle m8?
You should. It's pretty cool.
Isn't that a lunar eclipse, though?
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I was hoping someone else would catch that
. Yes, that is actually a lunar eclipse. Good catch!
By the way, this implies a marriage without sex... what'd be the bloody point?
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That's an awful shallow interpretation. Your comment implies that the purpose of a marriage is sex, which is equally silly. The point is to differentiate between a shallow, temporary relationship based on physical attraction versus a more long-term relationship based off of mutual respect and commitment. Honestly, both ideas are ridiculous when you apply them to cartoon horses, but my proverbial hands were tied. Not my literal hands, mind, as that would make typing much more difficult.