Friday Jokes and Random Stuff. Rawr. · 4:28am Dec 6th, 2014
If it takes 5 men 6 hours to build a wall how many hours does it take 10 men to build it?
-None, the wall was already built!
What did the ground say to the tree?
-You're cracking me up.
Guess what?
-Chicken butt
There is a rare creature amongst the grass. What shall you do?
A) Keep staring, it'll stay put.
B) Run. FAR AWAY.
C) KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
D) Make it your pet. (Not responsible for POOP)
E) All of the above
A bomb has been spotted in a school. What do you do?
A) Don't bother it. IT'S A FREAKING BOMB.
B) Pull the fire alarm and watch hell break loose.
C) Try to be a hero and save everyone.
D) Watch the explosion in 3D.
E) Say "YOLO"
You have a Incredible spike in followers! What do you do?!
A) Keep doing what you do best.
B) Quit. I didn't sign up for fame.
C) Make 10 blogs everyday and 3 new stories every week.
D) Be a douchebag
E) Followers?! I don't even have any!
OH NOES! YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WAS DELETED! Your move?
A) Cry. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GONE!
B) Meh.
C) Make another.
D) Kill yourself.
E) THY SELF IS ANGRY!!!
Do you like waffles?
A) Yay wafflez.
B) NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
C) Me gusta.
D) ERMAHGERD WAFFLEZ.
E) Waffles is love, Waffles is life.
Yep. Random. -sigh- Rawr.
In my opinion I would choose...
C) KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
A) Don't bother it. IT'S A FREAKING BOMB.
A) Keep doing what you do best.
A) Cry. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GONE!
D) ERMAHGERD WAFFLEZ.
Lel