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Smoothkurz


I am German k?

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Aug
7th
2014

Hiya Goys and Jews · 8:37pm Aug 7th, 2014

My story is completely complete.

Here it is k? http://www.fimfiction.net/story/208786/xxxxxx420dankit679turndown4whutxxxxxx

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Comments ( 9 )

I'm going to ram my man-wurst deep inside your mudmaker tunnel. What do you say to that, friend?

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Are you a lady-person or a guy-person? Do you have a 'gina or a dingle dongle?

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I am the proud bearer of my very own peepee

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I can't play "poop-chute boogie" with a man-type. That's really Gäh, bruh. I am merely the conductor of the Dookey Train. The Butt Tunneler. You must have a 'gina, though. I still have Stan-lords, ya' know.

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srry bb my pen0r is strong

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For shame. Shame on my Houses. On my very lineage. You honor my love canal with your presence, milord. Give me your Ecstasy Butter. I wish to use it for a Slip N' Slide I'm setting up on top Mt. Everest. Just call me "Captain Cumfart of the HMS Pickle Tickle."

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